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[Mair]

I WILL NOT eat cottage cheese.

I'm sorry...I'm not sure I can be your friend... <sigh>

Oh this makes me cry

[Mair]

I've never met anyone as picky as I am, either.

You guys haven't met my best friend's husband. About the only thing he eats is yogurt and candy. I've never seen anything like it!

I could probably do this. But without the yogurt. I like yogurt but it wouldn't take long for me to get tired of it. I'm sure his teeth are in great shape.

[Mair]

so you don't want some of my amazing deviled eggs? or 'for the yum' egg salad?

Hey, if you're offering, I'll gladly take some!! I love, love, love, love, love deviled eggs. Oh man, yum.

Oh I'm sure you're fun to be around after those eggs have "processed". My husband loves deviled eggs too and he actually wakes me up in the night with the toxic smell of his toots.

[ditzwill]

I WILL NOT eat cottage cheese.

I'm sorry...I'm not sure I can be your friend... <sigh>

Oh this makes me cry

Well I wouldn't want to make you cry so I will disregard your prejudice against cottage cheese and be your friend. It won't be easy though...man...cottage cheese is just so good!

[ditzwill]

I've never met anyone as picky as I am, either.

You guys haven't met my best friend's husband. About the only thing he eats is yogurt and candy. I've never seen anything like it!

I could probably do this. But without the yogurt. I like yogurt but it wouldn't take long for me to get tired of it. I'm sure his teeth are in great shape.

Well, he *tries* to eat other stuff, but just doesn't like it usually. I've seen him enjoy Tuna Helper and that's about it. Oh and pizza. Surprisingly, his teeth look just fine.

[ditzwill]

so you don't want some of my amazing deviled eggs? or 'for the yum' egg salad?

Hey, if you're offering, I'll gladly take some!! I love, love, love, love, love deviled eggs. Oh man, yum.

Oh I'm sure you're fun to be around after those eggs have "processed". My husband loves deviled eggs too and he actually wakes me up in the night with the toxic smell of his toots.

I don't know what you're talking about. My gas smells like flowers. hehehe

[Mair]

Oh gosh! You have me cracking up!!!!!!!

Dave thinks his toots smell like flowers, too, but I am here to tell you...THEY DON'T!!!! I have literrally woken up gagging in the middle of the night on more than one occasion.

And he's so picky but will eat Tuna helper? Now THAT I find strange because the THOUGHT of tuna helper makes me a little nauseous.

And, what else? Oh yes. You're pardoning me for not liking cottage cheese. Thank you so much!!!! I am forever indebted to you.

[ditzwill]

Oh gosh! You have me cracking up!!!!!!!

Just doin' my job, ma'am. heh

Dave thinks his toots smell like flowers, too, but I am here to tell you...THEY DON'T!!!! I have literrally woken up gagging in the middle of the night on more than one occasion.

I believe it. Depending on what I eat that day, sometimes I'll sleep with the window open so that I don't wake up gagging myself. Not sure how that's gonna fly after I'm married, tho. My fiance has no tolerance for cold while he sleeps.

And he's so picky but will eat Tuna helper? Now THAT I find strange because the THOUGHT of tuna helper makes me a little nauseous.

Oh I love Tuna Helper. I'm with you, though. I was positively amazed when he said that the Tuna Helper was the best thing Jenny (his wife/my best friend) had cooked for him so far. He's just really wyrd. Oh he eats pudding, bacon, and cereal too.

And, what else? Oh yes. You're pardoning me for not liking cottage cheese. Thank you so much!!!! I am forever indebted to you.

You're welcome. I shall find ways for you to work off your debt... hehehe

[monkeybone]

thanks for the entertainment, girls!

i suppose the husband is skinny as well. *sigh*

COTTAGE CHEESE !

you people are gross, i NEVEr have gas. and my poop doesn't stink either.

[ditzwill]

He's skinny, but gaining weight cuz he works at Wendy's and will eat their food for some reason. <shrug>

[Mair]

you people are gross, i NEVEr have gas. and my poop doesn't stink either.

Poop? YOu poop? I didn't think it of you.

[Mair]

I believe it. Depending on what I eat that day, sometimes I'll sleep with the window open so that I don't wake up gagging myself. Not sure how that's gonna fly after I'm married, tho. My fiance has no tolerance for cold while he sleeps.

Wow!!! That is funny and I'm a little surprised that you admit that

[ditzwill]

LOL! I have no shame and will admit to just about anything. I figure it makes other people feel better about what they may have to go thru.

I really do wonder what Obvi is gonna do...

[Mair]

He'll learn to live with it. I've learned to live with Dave.

[monkeybone]

you people are gross, i NEVEr have gas. and my poop doesn't stink either.

Poop? YOu poop? I didn't think it of you.

well, you're right. i do poop. what goes is has got to come out somehow, eh?

sorry to dissapoint. it's just that my superhuman qualities lie elsewhere in my physical body. didn't i mention that my toes are now bionic and can shoot death rays?

but i believe i mentioned before that i do poop, i just doesn't stink. please remember this when i come to your home and take a thick magazine into the bathroom.