at this moment i believe i could hack up something that could make you both puke. well, maybe not.
there's always the option of me snorting out some mucous from a location near where my brains should actually be.
how's that?
uh oh, i ended a sentence with a preposition. and that reminds me of a joke:
the guy was walking down the street, looking for the library in town.
he passes a woman and says "where is the library at?"
she is stunned by his bad grammar and says "i don't know where you are from, but around here we don't end our sentences with prepositions"
he replies: "yes ma'am, now where is the library at, bitch?"